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Police “Disappointed” David Schwimmer Wasn’t Booze Thief

David Schwimmer claims police were 'disappointed' he wasn't booze thief

Although published on August 1st, this article was featured on CNN’s front page this afternoon, the date leaving 151 days in the year:

"David Schwimmer" = 151 (English Ordinal)


Booze thief = 111, Schwimmer = 11 and 48, Thief = 48

The publish date had 48 numerology:(8) + (1) + (20) + (19) = 48

This decode will be slightly unique. I believe this is a riddle related to number permutation.

"Number permutation" = 81 (Full Reduction)

August 1st is written here in America as 8/1

"Number permutation" = 234 (Reverse Ordinal)

This gematria is especially interesting because 234 plus its reverse permutation of 432 sums to 666.

"Schwimmer" = 666 (English Sumerian)

Why else would they put the word disappointed in quotes in the headline?

"Disappointed" = 432 (Jewish)

Schwimmer is best-known for his time on the TV show Friends

"Friends" = 234 (Jewish)

In that same cipher, Schwimmer’s name sums to 2927

"David Lawrence Schwimmer" = 2927 (Jewish)

2927 is the 423rd Prime number
423 is a permutation of 234


One of the most significant numbers to this study is 227, as this slide touches on. This makes the fact that Schwimmer’s common and full names contain both 227 and its reverse permutation, 722

"David Schwimmer" = 227 (Reverse Ordinal)

"David Lawrence Schwimmer" = 722 (Primes)


In Ordinal, his name sums to 232, a number that contains 23 and its reverse permutation, 32

"David Lawrence Schwimmer" = 232 (English Ordinal)

23 squared is 529

On today’s date, Schwimmer is 52 years, 9 months old:52 Years, 9 Months, 0 Days

Today is the 2nd of August, or 2/8, which can also be written as its permutation, 8/2. Schwimmer posted a video to Twitter, imitating the booze thief, 282 days ago:282 Days

This same duration is also 9 months, 9 days:9 Months, 9 Days

"Number permutation" = 99 (Reverse Reduction)

The only number that sums to 99 in Ordinal is 13. The name of Schwimmer’s character in Friends, Ross Geller, sums to 130

"Thirteen" = 99 (English Ordinal)

"Ross Geller" = 130 (English Ordinal)


Schwimmer was born on 11/2/66. This doesn’t look all that dissimilar from the number of days old he is today:19266 Days

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