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Professor in Hot Water for Bad Satire About Sexual Abuse

Professor implied committing sex assault is a right of passage for men. Now he says that was satire

With the Kavanaugh hearings complete, the Gender War is in full swing here in America. So if their Race War didn’t get you hating people of a different color, this one should have you hating people with different genitals.

Let’s begin with the gematria of the headline:

"Professor implied committing sex assault is a right of passage for men. Now he says that was satire" = 6767 (English Extended)

Double 67? The 67th Prime number is 331

"Professor Mitch Langbert" = 331 (Reverse Ordinal)

The word female sums to 67

"Female" = 67 (Jewish)

67 is the 19th Prime number
The 19th amendment gave women the right to vote
It was submitted in 1919
1919 is like 2 19‘s…

"Feminism" = 219 (Jewish)

This syncs up with the name of the professor:

"Mitch Langbert" = 219 (Reverse Ordinal)


The number 223, is the Hebrew gematria of The Moon. The significance of this number comes from the Saros cycle, which allows us to predict eclipses. The Moon is symbolic of women, given how the menstrual cycle is roughly the length of a lunar phase.

This is also a masonic number:

"Masonic" = 223 (Jewish)

This is a also special number to Brooklyn, New York, where this man teaches

"Brooklyn" = 223 (Franc Baconis)

"Brooklyn, New York" = 223 (English Ordinal)

This number is also found in the name of the college he works at

"Brooklyn College" = 223 (Francis Bacon)

So isn’t it appropriate we find this number in the man’s Kabbalah gematria?

"Mitchell Langbert" = 223 (ALW Kabbalah)

223 is the 48th Prime number. This story made national headlines on a date with multiplicative numerology of 481 * 3 * 2 * 1 * 8 = 48

The story was published on October 3rd, or 10/3, but is making headlines today, 10/4

"Brooklyn" = 103 (Jewish Ordinal) & "Brooklyn" = 104 (Reverse Ordinal)


Freemasonry sums to 58 in the Reduction method

"Freemasonry" = 58 (Full Reduction)

The 58th Prime number is 271

"Mitchell Langbert" = 271 (Reverse Ordinal)

It’s the Scottish Rite of Freemasonry that’s headquartered in Washington, D.C.

"Scottish" = 450 (Jewish)

"Mitchell Langbert" = 450 (Jewish)

Langbert’s defense is that the article was satire, which is also under attack by our Media Overlords.

"Satire" = 405 (English Extended)

"Mitch Langbert" = 405 (Jewish)

The group going after Langbert is one of the leaders of the Pussification movement – the Young Progressives of America

Young Progressives of America = Scottish Rite of Freemasonry in 2 of 4 base ciphers

Some more masonic numbers in Langbert’s name:

  "Langbert" = 47 (Reverse Full Reduction)

The highest degree of Scottish Rite Masonry is the 33rd
The 33rd Prime number is 137

"Langbert" = 137 (Reverse Ordinal)

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