Today’s date is good for some complete bullshit news about some garbage that never even happened. It’s July 31st, the date most of the world writes as 31/7
As of today, McDonald’s is in its 78th day of being 78 years old:
This story is about McDonald’s Monopoly
Using the alphabetic order, McDonald’s Monopoly sums to 210
Two Tens in gematria is J.J. The name of the man who supposedly perpetrated this made-up crime is named Jerome Jacobson, whose initials are J.J.
His last name Jacobson has the son in it. The man and the son are the two key hoax words. The fact that he has the same initials is also a soft hoax code.
Jacobson is said to be a police officer from Georgia…
…who was ordered to pay $12.5 million back to McDonald’s
M is the 13th letter of the alphabet. McDonald’s is headquartered in Illinois
Corporation founder Ray Kroc even died on a date with 99 numerology – (1) + (14) + (84) = 99. But if you turn the McDonald’s logo sideways, it’s simple to see how the number 13 could be made from it:
The 13th Fibonacci number is 233, matching the Reverse gematria of Jerome Jacobson
The 13th triangular number is 91, matching the name of the game. It’s said a total of $24 million was stolen.
Today is the date that leaves 153 days in the year
153 is the 17th triangular, syncing up with the full English gematria of Monopoly
The trial of Jerome Jacobson took place in 2001, 17 years ago.
It’s been 107 days since April 15th, the anniversary of the date that Ray Kroc founded McDonald’s as a corporation in 1955:
677 is the 123rd prime number
In Reduction, this sums to 263
263 is the 56th prime number, perhaps as a nod to the date numerology:
After all, the date has full numerology of 76, matching the age of the main character: