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Disney Child Actress Hired For White House. And She’s Not Even Grown Up

What is going on…

CNN Article

Her name is Caroline Sunshine. Seriously – what’s going on? Her middle name is even “Mohr”. Like, “Mohr Sunshine.” Who’s writing this shit? Sure, we all want more sunshine. Fucking hilarious.

This girl is apparently famous for playing a character named “Barbara Winslow” in the film Marmaduke.

"Barbara Winslow" = 220 (Reverse Ordinal)

"Donald John Trump" = 220 (Reverse Ordinal)

She’s currently 22 years old.

Caroline is 159 days before her next birthday:159 Days

"Donald Trump" = 159 (Reverse Ordinal)

She also played a character named Tinka Hessenheffer on the show Shake It Up.

"Tinka Hessenheffer" = 88 (Reverse Full Reduction)

HeskenHeffer?! There’s another 8-8

"Trump" = 88 (English Ordinal)

Her “real” name also has a Reverse Reduction match with Donald Trump’s ordinal gematria:"Donald Trump" = 138 (English Ordinal)

"Caroline Sunshine" = 138 (Reverse Single Reduction EP)

The 138th prime number is 787
“Freemasonry” = 787 (Jewish)
“Freemasonry” = 139 (English Ordinal)
“Caroline” = 139 (Reverse Ordinal)

Caroline Sunshine (I even feel stupid just typing that) was born on 9/5/95. This news comes a span of 6 months, 26 days after her birthday.

"Sunshine" = 109 (English Ordinal)

(9) + (5) + (95) = 109

I’m sure there’s more stuff to decode here but I can’t take any more of this.

Other random notes:

“Caroline” = 541 (Trigonal)
“Caroline” = 357 (Satanic)"ישראל (Israel)" = 541 (Hebrew Gematria)"Freemason" = 357 (English Extended)

“Caroline” = 77 (Ordinal)
“Theater”, “Judaism”, “Hexagram” = 77 (Ordinal)

“Caroline” = 37 / 73 (Jewish Reduction / Ordinal)

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