Disney Child Actress Hired For White House. And She’s Not Even Grown Up
What is going on…
Her name is Caroline Sunshine. Seriously – what’s going on? Her middle name is even “Mohr”. Like, “Mohr Sunshine.” Who’s writing this shit? Sure, we all want more sunshine. Fucking hilarious.
This girl is apparently famous for playing a character named “Barbara Winslow” in the film Marmaduke.
She’s currently 22 years old.
Caroline is 159 days before her next birthday:
She also played a character named Tinka Hessenheffer on the show Shake It Up.
HeskenHeffer?! There’s another 8-8
Her “real” name also has a Reverse Reduction match with Donald Trump’s ordinal gematria:
The 138th prime number is 787
“Freemasonry” = 787 (Jewish)
“Freemasonry” = 139 (English Ordinal)
“Caroline” = 139 (Reverse Ordinal)
Caroline Sunshine (I even feel stupid just typing that) was born on 9/5/95. This news comes a span of 6 months, 26 days after her birthday.
I’m sure there’s more stuff to decode here but I can’t take any more of this.
Other random notes:
“Caroline” = 541 (Trigonal)
“Caroline” = 357 (Satanic)
“Caroline” = 77 (Ordinal)
“Theater”, “Judaism”, “Hexagram” = 77 (Ordinal)
“Caroline” = 37 / 73 (Jewish Reduction / Ordinal)