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Hurricane Milton Coming for America’s Penis

Hurricane Milton targets battered Florida: 'Not easy to go through this again'

This is my first of three posts so far on this topic:


No matter what trajectory you look at, one thing is clear: Hurricane Milton is slated for Florida, threatening to slice right through American’s southeastern phallis:

The hurricane formed on October 5th, the same day as WWE Bad Blood in Atlanta, which was recently battered by Hurricane Helene.

In Kodi’s recent video (as well as his follow-up), he explains how this hurricane is mega-synced to The Rock, a Hollywood superstar who is back performing in the WWE. The Rock played college football for the Miami Hurricanes, and his cousin Roman Reigns, who headlined Bad Blood, was featured in a vignette before the show at Georgia Tech Stadium, where he used to play his college football.

He’s not wrong that the WWE is very connected to this storm, which looks like it will be passing over Orlando, where the WWE’s developmental territory is located. But what I want to show is how this is also synced to an episode of WWE Raw from August 10th, 1998 – which happens to be the first WWE show I watched as a kid after not seeing any wrestling for many years.

"Castration" = 1998 (Squares)


I Choppy-Choppy…

In the weeks leading up to this episode, wrestler Val Venis, who portrayed a porn actor, found himself in a feud with a Japanese group called Kaientai. After Val saved a pretty girl from their grasps and seduced her into a romance, they threatened to attack his moneymaker – famously yelling “I choppy-choppy your pee-pee!” into the microphone in front of a cackling arena audience and millions at home.

Eventually, Kaientai was able corral their promiscuous target and tied him up, going so far as to ready the machete before Val was saved at the last second.

Following his misadventure, Val Venis appeared on Raw alongside John Bobbitt, who had become famous several years earlier after his wife chopped his penis off and threw it alongside the road.

Hurricane Milton = 180 and 81, John Bobbitt = 180, Sean Allen Morley = 81

Hurricane Milton sums to 232, a number John Bobbitt has in multiple methods.

"Hurricane Milton" = 232 (Capitals Added)

In Caps, John Bobbitt = 232 Mixed and Reverse Added

"Choppy choppy your pee pee" = 2032 (Latin)


The 9/11 attacks were 315 days after Lorena’s birthday:

The Bobbits’ birthdays are 31 weeks, 5 days apart:

"Bobbitt" = 315 (Satanic)

Bobbitt was exactly 315 months old when his Johnson was attacked:

"Phallus of Osiris" = 3105 (Squares)

"I Choppy choppy your pee pee" = 315 (Reverse)

This phrase also has gematria of 1111 in multiple ciphers.

I Choppy choppy your pee pee = 1111 Satanic and Fibonacci

Sean Morley was born 11 months, 11 days after John Bobbitt’s birthday:

"Sean Morley" = 1111 (Trigonal)


Private Parts

John and Lorena Bobbitt were born 3 years, 7 months, 8 days apart:

Penis and Porn both = 378 Sumerian

Current estimates say Milton will strike the coast on October 9th, exactly 23 years, 4 weeks after the 9/11 attacks and 23 weeks, 4 days before John Bobbitt’s birthday:

Penis and Sean Allen Morley both = 234

Val Venis was played by Sean Allen Morley, who was born on 3/6 or 6/3:

Penis = 36 and 63

"Sean Allen Morley" = 63 (Reduction)

"Porn" = 63 (Ordinal)

John Bobbitt = 603 and 63

Milton is forecast to strike Florida on a date with Primary numerology of 63:(10) + (9) + (20) + (24) = 63


Penis and Sean Allen Morley both = 72, John Bobbitt = 702

That date also has Multiplicative numerology of 72 and a Life Lesson number of 27:1 × 9 × 2 × 4 = 72 and (10) + (9) + 2+0+2+4 = 27

Penis = 27 and 27, Porn = 27, 270, and 270, Bobbitt = 207 Fibonacci


Egyptian Mythology

Lorena Bobbitt actually has two completely different birthdays listed for her. This makes things a little bit confusing…I’ll assume the October 31st date is true, given all the sources, but they both do seem to be important.

The two given birthdays for John Bobbitt’s wife are a span of 1 years, 170 days apart:

"John Bobbitt" = 117 (Ordinal)

John’s ‘extreme circumcision’ happened on 23/6.

Lorena Bobbitt was 22 years, 236 days old:

Lorena Bobbitt will be 20,236 days old when Milton hits:

Alternate Wiki birthday

Including the end date, this would be 20,237 days after her ’69 birthday.

Egyptian mythology = 237 and 69


Lorena’s other birthday is 15/5
Val was threatened by Yamaguchi

Osiris myth and Yamaguchi both = 155 and 930

John was born on a date with Standard numerology of 93:(3) + (23) + (67) = 93

John was attacked a span of 93 days after his birthday in the year ‘93:

Egyptian mythology = 93 and 222

Lorena’s birthday is 222 days after John’s:

John showed up alongside Val Venis on the 222nd day of the year:

"Val Venis" = 222 (Reverse Caps Mixed)


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