Hurricane Milton Coming for America's Penis

This is my first of three posts so far on this topic:

Hurricane Milton Coming for America’s Penis
Milton Forecast to Strike Florida on Yale’s Anniversary
John Bobbitt, Hurricane Milton, and the Nine Eleven Code

No matter what trajectory you look at, one thing is clear: Hurricane Milton is slated for Florida, threatening to slice right through American’s southeastern phallis:

The hurricane formed on October 5th, the same day as WWE Bad Blood in Atlanta, which was recently battered by Hurricane Helene.

In Kodi’s recent video (as well as his follow-up), he explains how this hurricane is mega-synced to The Rock, a Hollywood superstar who is back performing in the WWE. The Rock played college football for the Miami Hurricanes, and his cousin Roman Reigns, who headlined Bad Blood, was featured in a vignette before the show at Georgia Tech Stadium, where he used to play his college football.

He’s not wrong that the WWE is very connected to this storm, which looks like it will be passing over Orlando, where the WWE’s developmental territory is located. But what I want to show is how this is also synced to an episode of WWE Raw from August 10th, 1998 – which happens to be the first WWE show I watched as a kid after not seeing any wrestling for many years.

I Choppy-Choppy…

In the weeks leading up to this episode, wrestler Val Venis, who portrayed a porn actor, found himself in a feud with a Japanese group called Kaientai. After Val saved a pretty girl from their grasps and seduced her into a romance, they threatened to attack his moneymaker – famously yelling “I choppy-choppy your pee-pee!” into the microphone in front of a cackling arena audience and millions at home.

Eventually, Kaientai was able corral their promiscuous target and tied him up, going so far as to ready the machete before Val was saved at the last second.

Following his misadventure, Val Venis appeared on Raw alongside John Bobbitt, who had become famous several years earlier after his wife chopped his penis off and threw it alongside the road.

Hurricane Milton sums to 232, a number John Bobbitt has in multiple methods.

This phrase also has gematria of 1111 in multiple ciphers.

Private Parts

Current estimates say Milton will strike the coast on October 9th, exactly 23 years, 4 weeks after the 9/11 attacks and 23 weeks, 4 days before John Bobbitt’s birthday:

Val Venis was played by Sean Allen Morley, who was born on 3/6 or 6/3:

Milton is forecast to strike Florida on a date with Primary numerology of 63:

That date also has Multiplicative numerology of 72 and a Life Lesson number of 27:

Egyptian Mythology

Lorena Bobbitt actually has two completely different birthdays listed for her. This makes things a little bit confusing…I’ll assume the October 31st date is true, given all the sources, but they both do seem to be important.