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Patrick Reed w/ Lead at the Masters

This is too funny. In this post I made about Justin Thomas prior to the Masters, I said he was a guy to look out for this weekend. So far, he’s certainly in the mix – Thomas is currently sitting in 7th place out of the field of 87 at -3.

Surprisingly, he’s a full six strokes off the lead, behind Patrick Reed, who has surged with -6 on the day through just 14 holes.

The reason I said we need to look out for Thomas on Sunday is because of how old he will be:

Well check out how old Patrick Reed, today’s leader, is as of right now:10106 Days

That’s right – an upside-down 911.  That means Sunday will be his 10109th day alive. Can you believe this shit…he even had three straight birdies on three different occasions.

“Green Jacket” = 99 (English Ordinal)

And look at the name of the guy in second place:"Marc Leishman" = 116 (English Ordinal)

The mocking is unreal. Speaking of turning numbers upside-down:

“Marc Leishman” = 317 (Jewish)
“The word LIE flipped upside-town” = 317 (Ordinal)

Third place is Henrik Stenson:"Henrik Stenson" = 747 (English Extended)Time = 747 in Hebrew Soffits

Henrik Stenson turned 42 the day the tournament began. The 42nd prime number is 181:

“Henrik Stenson” = 181 (ALW Kabbalah)
“Henrik Stenson” = 181 (LCH Kabbalah)

Reed’s name has a couple of relevant numbers as well.

“Patrick Reed” = 187 (Reverse Ordinal)"Total eclipse" = 187 (Reverse Ordinal)

“Patrick Nathaniel Reed” = 194 (English Ordinal)
194 minutes is 3:14 on a clock

“Patrick” = 33 (Full Reduction)Eclipse = 33 Reduction


Patrick Reed married his wife on 12/21/2012, the day the world was supposed to end or something.

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