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Chick-Fil-A In Most Ridiculous Story Yet

There’s something very odd about Chick-Fil-A. The media publishes the most bizarre stories about this food chain – they seem to always be helping people in obscure ways in natural disasters. The chain has participated in the Mandela Effect psy-op, which (I believe) is designed to keep people from being able to trust their own memories. A company involved in this type of tomfoolery is not one I would trust to feed me.

Yahoo! News Article

So this story is the weirdest of all – it takes place in a Chick-Fil-A bathroom stall.

A little boy crawled underneath a stall door to ask a stranger if he could help wash his hands. I don’t know what’s weirder – the fact this kid did this, or the fact that the guy in the stall filmed it.

Check out the headline:"Hilarious little kid crawled into stranger's bathroom stall to ask for help washing his hands" = 317 (Septenary)

When you flip the number 317 upside-down, you get the word LIE

The article came out 309 days after Chick-Fil-A’s birthday.

"Chick-Fil-A bathroom" = 390 (Jewish)


Corporate Numerology:

The circle is the mark of the Beast

Circle in Hebrew = 143

Chick-Fil-A was established on May 23rd, the 143rd day of the year

To resolve the mathematics of the circle, the irrational number Pi is used."Pi" = 69 (Jewish)"Chick-Fil-A" = 69 (Jewish)

Their original name was “Dwarf House”"Dwarf House" = 150 (Reverse Ordinal)

The 15th letter of the alphabet is the 0, a circle.

Circle = 44 in Hebrew Circle = 48 Jewish Ordinal

"Chick-Fil-A" = 44 (Full Reduction)"Dwarf House" = 48 (Full Reduction)

Of course, 44 is also the kill number.

"Kill" = 89 (English Extended)"Chick-Fil-A" = 89 (English Extended)

Not enough? Consider that Chick-Fil-A also sums to 377"Chick-Fil-A" = 377 (Satanic)

377 is the 14th Fibonacci number."Kill" = 14 (Jewish Reduced)

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