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Jimmy Garoppolo Dates a 41-Year-Old Porn Star

It’s feeling like the hints for a 49ers Super Bowl are TOO strong this season. We already had the death of Tony Sparano 49 days before his team opens the season against the 49ers. Now, this silliness:

Jimmy Garoppolo on Reaction to Porn Star Kiara Mia Date: 'Learning Experience'

Garoppolo’s date, Kiara Mia, was born in the year ’77"Jimmy Garoppolo" = 77 (Full Reduction)

This upcoming NFL season is the 99th in its history. 99 is a number connected directly to 13 through gematria."Thirteen" = 99 (English Ordinal)

Garoppolo used to play for the Patriots
“New England” = 99  (O)  |  “Patriot” = 99 (O)

His birthday falls 9 months, 9 days after that of the porn star he dated:9 Months, 9 Days


Kiara Mia, was born on a date with 103 numerology:1 + 2+4 + (19) + (77) = 103

Add the digits in Garoppolo’s birthday…(11) + (2) = 13

Garopollo is calling the date a learning experience"Learning experience" = 103 (Full Reduction)

The 13th prime number is 41"Learning experience" = 4001 (Reverse Extended)

Kiara Mia is currently 41 years old"Kiara" = 41 (Reverse Full Reduction)

On the date of their….date….Kiara Mia was exactly 15150 days old:15150 Days

"Thirteen" = 1515 (Squares)

The 13th triangular number is 91, matching the gematria of his current team, the 49ers"49ers" = 91 (English Ordinal)


To voice her criticism of his choice in women, it was Fox 5’s Britt McHenry who took to Twitter.

"Britt McHenry" = 169 (Reverse Ordinal)

169 is 13×13

The 13th Fibonacci number is 233, which is the value of her name in Francis Bacon"Britt McHenry" = 233 (Francis Bacon)

Does a sportscaster really have any place telling a man who he should or shouldn’t date? Don’t you think this is a somewhat Orwellian suggestion? Consider that her birthday falls exactly 1984 days before his…1984 Days

Maybe that one’s a stretch………


Bonus:

"James Richard Garoppolo" = 224 (English Ordinal)

"49ers" = 224 (Jewish)

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